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kris/chanyeol phonesex, feat. can't stfu!chanyeol and pressed!kris. ty to all the anons who inspired this. :*

"Do you like Pokemon pick-up lines," Chanyeol breathes over the other line, his bass ringing deep and husky. "I've got one right now. Thought of it myself before recording Mnet." "Stop right there," Wu Fan replies, slipping a hand under his sweats, internally praying to all the gods that Jongdae really was as dead as he looked under the sheets. "Will you - just -" "I'm gonna say it anyway - oh, by the way, I've relocated to the bathroom since I don't think Baekhyun will appreciate watching me fap on my bed like a wanton whore--" "I don't give two fucks whether you're in the bathroom or in the kitchen or living room, or christ, even the balcony. Just please, let's do this." Wu Fan tries to imagine Chanyeol's mouth wrapping around his cock, weakening Wu Fan's knees with a deft twist of his tongue. Fuck, does Chanyeol know how to use that mouth, and remembering their past trysts causes Wu Fan to go from half-mast to completely hard and throbbing. "How would you like to see my viridian forest? Well, it's not really viridian, but you get it, right?" Chanyeol laughs quietly. "Here's a better one. Looking at your ass makes my bulba soar." Well. It's a testament to his sexual frustration how he doesn't go limp right at that very moment. "Please stop," he growls, thumbing the slit of his cock and trying to completely forget the last few seconds ever happened. Just imagine Chanyeol's mouth sucking you off nice and slow, fuck yes, just like that, fuck fuck fuck. He strokes himself a little faster, arching his back and stifling back a moan. "Okay, fine," Chanyeol says, and Wu Fan hears his breathing speed up over the other line. "I'm touching myself right now, ge. Just like you wanted. Is that good? I showered like thirty minutes ago. My dick smells like that Bath and Body Works body cream Sehun likes to leave in the bathroom." Wu Fan half-groans. "Chanyeol, shut the fuck up while I'm trying to fucking get myself off." "Sexy, I like," Chanyeol says in heavily accented English, and Wu Fan almost chokes. "I bet you smell sexy, too. Oh, ge, you should really smell me right now. That body cream is the best. I heard Sehun even got it on sale." "I'M GOING TO HANG UP ON YOU IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP, I'M FUCKING SERIOUS. SO HELP ME GOD I'M GONNA STUFF YOUR MOUTH WITH A SOCK THE NEXT TIME WE HAVE SEX." "Ge?" Jongdae's sleep-heavy voice floats through his other ear. "Am I dreaming or are you really spreading your legs like a wanton whore right now?"